0:22 Hmmmmm. I never realized how cold my face must be at night. Thank goodness for...
0:23 ...The Face Blanket! THE BLANKET WITH A BREATHING HOLE!
0:32 Wait. I can breath air while saving on heating costs and camping outside? Thank goodness my cousin MLB sent this infomercial to me!
0:33 Why is someone covering the man's face while he enjoys a fine meal of nothing on the same CorningWare dishes that my grandmother had? Is this real?
0:36 TOTAL WARMTH AND COMFORT IN ANY SETTING!
0:37 Like, taking a group nap near cement blocks!
0:45 LUXURIOUS SOFT FLEECE! Define luxurious.
0:48 ONE SIZE FITS ALL! And it has a "specially designed breathing hole," for ALL of our noses!
0:53 I thought that the point of wearing camo was to camouflage oneself? That blue is a bit brilliant. Snuggies come in camo, right? I also thought that one needed to see a target before shooting it?
0:59 I love the "but that's not all!" moments in an infomercial. Like this one when I became informed that if I was a teenager, I could "use it as a prop while they sneak out of the house." Again, doesn't one have to see where one is going when trying an evening reconnaissance mission?
1:04 That's it! I can "become instantly unrecognizable!" Perhaps celebrities should throw on a Face Blanket to hide from paparazzi? Or maybe if I am on a bad date, I can put on my Face Blanket and my date won't know who I am?
1:07 Or I see one of my
1:13 But here is the biggest selling point of all! USE IT WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD! The Face Blanket just became my go-to bridal shower gift. It's unisex and prevents sex!
1:18 Please explain to me how you can climb a mountain in this? That isn't putting safety first at all.
1:22 SAVE THE PLANET! The "soft, luxurious fleece" is made from recycled plastic! So, it will also keep you warm by melting to your face if you get too close to an actual heat source. Nice.
1:28 I really don't want to "be the one with the cold face." Look at that poor girl! Audrey Griswold totally could have used a Face Blanket when looking for Christmas trees! And they are only $9.99! That's not bad actually.